| Russ Parsley's Favorite Quotes |
| "True success comes to those that make efforts to help other succeed." - Author Unknown |
| "The definition of a failure...One who quits trying." - Author Unknown |
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| "Remember what happened to the man that got everything he ever wanted...He lived Happily Ever After" - Willy Wonka |
| "Don't Ask, Don't Get!" - a Parsley-ism |